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gingerwelly



Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 419
Location: Wales ...in cardiff at the mo but from mid wales
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 12:50 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote    

tahir wrote:
gingerwelly wrote:
ahh welsh mountain sheep ...got to love them!!


Gervase does, but I always thought it was illegal?


A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I screwed ONE sheep..."

sorry

Nick J



Joined: 19 May 2006
Posts: 94

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Do hope you recover from the injuries soon but I'm afraid to say that I too had a good laugh about it. As Dame Edna once said "I've got a rare gift......it's the ability to laugh at other peoples misfortunes" !

Hope it won't be too long before you can see the funny side.

tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 44144
Location: Essex
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

gingerwelly wrote:
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I screwed ONE sheep..."

sorry


I'd laugh, but there's too many welsh on here...

Lionheart



Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 427
Location: Cheshire
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

All I can say is that it's lucky I can vaguely touch type 'cos I'm having trouble seeing the keyboard!!

Yup, woke up this morning to a face like a balloon having gone back to A&E last night only to be told "if it's not life-threatening or needs stitching up there'll be a 4 - 5 hour wait and you may as well see your GP in the morning" (due to there being one nurse inspecting casualties and three thousand Polish immigrants and the night shift's weirdest and wackiest in the que).

Now, where's my .243 hunting rifle and where's that sheep.......................

tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 44144
Location: Essex
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

ReevesRareBreeds wrote:
Now, where's my .243 hunting rifle and where's that sheep.......................


Good luck

judith



Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 22789
Location: Montgomeryshire
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Good luck. It sounds more like a Balrog than a Balwen!

Nick



Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 33857
Location: Hereford
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

tahir wrote:
Gervase wrote:
I'm grateful for our lumbering old tarts. They might not be as pretty, but I've far less scar tissue as a consequence.




I hope she doesn't see this out of context and kill you.

Gervase



Joined: 17 Nov 2004
Posts: 8655

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

nickhowe wrote:
tahir wrote:
Gervase wrote:
I'm grateful for our lumbering old tarts. They might not be as pretty, but I've far less scar tissue as a consequence.




I hope she doesn't see this out of context and kill you.

[later] Gulp Bum I can explain Better start doing that ingratiating thing Too late Goodbye testicles, hello traction... [/later]

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