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rachelk

Joined: 25 Aug 2011
Posts: 99
Location: thrapston gardening foraging or preserving in the kitchen or eating of course

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 11 10:58 pm Post subject: a cracking time
my old neighbour just told me where to find another walnut tree and when i got there i was amazed to find 6, picked about 10lb couldn't carry any more need to return next week. Chuffed or what! I've decided that fresh walnuts are the next best thing to an orgasm!

Northern Boy

Joined: 04 Oct 2010
Posts: 976

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 7:53 am Post subject:
blimey

Mrs R

Joined: 15 Aug 2008
Posts: 7202

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 8:16 am Post subject:
Lucky! We're short of nuts here - the squirrels get them ALL

vegplot

Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 21301
Location: Bethesda, Gwynedd

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 8:19 am Post subject:
Eat the squirrels.

Mrs R

Joined: 15 Aug 2008
Posts: 7202

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 8:32 am Post subject:
I've eaten one, which I felled with my Skoda Death Ray....but they are difficult to catch! I don't have a gun, although I'd like one. But I'd be worried about accidentally shooting a neighbour as the trees they live in line their garden....

T.G

Joined: 13 Sep 2009
Posts: 7280
Location: Somewhere you're not

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 12:30 pm Post subject: Re: a cracking time

rachelk wrote:

I've decided that fresh walnuts are the next best thing to an orgasm!

Don't tell the pigs that

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 34535
Location: Hereford

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 12:31 pm Post subject:

T.G

Joined: 13 Sep 2009
Posts: 7280
Location: Somewhere you're not

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 12:34 pm Post subject:

Mrs R wrote:

I've eaten one, which I felled with my Skoda Death Ray....but they are difficult to catch! I don't have a gun, although I'd like one. But I'd be worried about accidentally shooting a neighbour as the trees they live in line their garden....

Eh? your neighbours live in trees?

However, on the side issue of the gun, not sure a pregnant woman and a gun are the wisest of combinations imo

vegplot

Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 21301
Location: Bethesda, Gwynedd

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 12:48 pm Post subject:

Nick wrote:

Always carry a walnut or two in your wallet - just in case.

rachelk

Joined: 25 Aug 2011
Posts: 99
Location: thrapston gardening foraging or preserving in the kitchen or eating of course

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 8:10 pm Post subject:
cant believe it found some more must be 12 trees think i've picked about 15LB in 4 hours still loads more might even have some spare to barter with. wonder what what making love is like while eating walnuts better take some on hols net week cheer Ralph up no end.

T.G

Joined: 13 Sep 2009
Posts: 7280
Location: Somewhere you're not

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 11 8:50 pm Post subject:

rachelk wrote:

cant believe it found some more must be 12 trees think i've picked about 15LB in 4 hours still loads more might even have some spare to barter with. wonder what what making love is like while eating walnuts better take some on hols net week cheer Ralph up no end.

In a word... complicated

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